December 2011
NYE, 2K11
Everybody, drive safely, but if you have one drink or more, make sure to call AAA, even if you aren’t a customer. They’ll drive you and your car home for free!
THERE’S NO SHAME IN CALLING A CAB, A RIDE OR STAYING WHERE YOU ARE IF YOU’VE HAD ONE DRINK OR MORE.
BUZZED DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Fake ass friends.
Tired of you, just saying.
It sucks, when you’re a really good friend to everyone and then they shit on you. Thanks for using me to go see your grandmother in rehab. Don’t get me wrong, I love her to death and I hope she recovers from her surgery, asap! But, I hate how you said “We’ll hang all week I’m here” then I don’t even hear from you. Thanks for...
Cross the line if your friends keep telling you...
I love my mom
She makes every holiday, every day, my entire life; wonderful. She’s instilled so many morals and values into me, I can’t say thank you enough. I appreciate my mother more than anything in the entire world. She’s my role model, my hero, my best friend<3 I love you mom, for everything.
I love especially, how with the little we have, she still makes the holidays full of love,...
My brother just told me the couch was...
After a while, I do get lonely.
I LOVE SHELBI AND HOLLY.