January 2012
Watching all the videos from the Grey's Anatomy...
Sigh.
I miss my best friend, Matthew, so much. He’s called me a few times this week and I ignored his calls. I know, that’s bad. But, I don’t always want to have my ear glued to my phone, with my crying nephew and everything going on at once, ya know? I always try texting him but he’ll never respond. It’s cool for him to respond to all his little gay friends that want to...
Waiting for my stupid macaroni and cheese to...
New York.
I honestly can’t wait to live there. I miss it so much and it’s been a little under a month since I’ve visited.
There will be things to do, even if I don’t have friends right away, or if I choose to just be anti-social and not hang out with anyone. There will always be something to do; walk around the city, shop, eat like a fat ass, go to the park, take the train, visit...
I always jinx everything.
December 2011
NYE, 2K11
Everybody, drive safely, but if you have one drink or more, make sure to call AAA, even if you aren’t a customer. They’ll drive you and your car home for free!
THERE’S NO SHAME IN CALLING A CAB, A RIDE OR STAYING WHERE YOU ARE IF YOU’VE HAD ONE DRINK OR MORE.
BUZZED DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.